Thursday, August 30, 2007

The Chicken or the Egg


I feel rich. Jared's chickens are in my care for a few days while he vacations on the Cape. And, I get to keep the eggs.

The shallow nest, if you can call it a nest, is tucked in the corner of the coop. There, the mother hen sits and squawks and worries until she deposits her treasure. I would like to see a little more maternal instinct, but she is fickle in her ability to sit still for long. Maybe it is a character flaw, or maybe she knows I will be coming to gather the eggs, and she doesn't want to get too attached. In any event, she doesn't seem too interested in nesting.

Having chickens is quite an experience. We have baby chicks, mother hens, and a rooster. A ROOSTER.

I think the rooster must have been the very first snooze button. If you manage to sleep through the first crowing at 4 a.m., rest assured that the cock will crow again. And, again.


Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Sunday, August 26, 2007

God Bless the Humans


I can't remember when I started doing it or when I stopped, but at some point in my life, I would pray when I saw an ambulance on the road. The siren cutting through the peace of the day or night was a sound that could only mean sorrow for a family somewhere. With each turn of the flashing lights, I would send a prayer out that whoever was hurt would heal. That the drivers would make it to the hospital in time. That the doctors would know how to treat them properly. That if there was loss there would be strength. That their families would feel peace and comfort.

It has been many years since that happened. My prayers now are usually disorderly thoughts that tumble against each other as they fight their way towards God. Last night Jared was in the car with me, and we saw an ambulance. It was all lights, no siren. You could see a woman inside with an oxygen mask. And, I remembered that I used to really pray.

I remembered one day, when Jared was four almost five, he spotted an ambulance through his window in the back seat.

Before I could say anything, his earnest voice reached my ear.

"Dear Jesus," he prayed, "please bless the humans."


Chicken Cigars

1 1/2 pounds ground chicken breast
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons paprika
2 teaspoons poultry seasoning
2 teaspoons chili powder
2 teaspoons grill seasoning, half a palm full (recommended: Montreal Seasoning by McCormick)
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley leaves, a handful
4 sheets phyllo dough
4 tablespoons butter, melted

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.

Place chicken in a bowl and mix with spices and parsley. Place a piece of phyllo on a nonstick cookie sheet and brush with some of the melted butter. Repeat 3 more times, placing each piece of phyllo over the last buttered sheet to make 4 layers. Cut phyllo into 2-inch squares. On 1 corner of each of the squares, place about 1 1/2 teaspoons of chicken filling. Roll up tightly to make mini "cigars." Place "cigars" on a sheet pan and butter the tops of each. Bake for 10 to 15 minutes, until golden brown.

Serve cigars with dipping sauce.


Saturday, August 25, 2007

The Secret of the Old Clog...errrr Blog

In third grade I couldn't get my hands on enough of these mystery books. I would check out three or four at a time from the public library in Lancaster. I would hurry home to my little room tucked over the porch on the west side of the farmhouse and read at a fevered pace. I would pile the books next to me on the bed. It wasn't that I could read them all at once, but I liked the feeling of wealth that only comes from having quantities of fresh reading material close at hand.

During a reading binge on a weekend, I would consume as many as two or three books a day. I lost hours and days following a mystery to its conclusion between those pages. Nibbling on apples and saltine crackers. Stopping only when I had to stop. Reading until I was startled that the sun had set outside my window and realizing I needed to switch on my lamp.

The improbability of this super sleuth never occurred to me. When I was just eight, it made sense that Nancy, in all her acquired wisdom of eighteen years, would be able to assist her local police department, outsmart crooks, and solve the puzzles that stumped her lawyer father and the general public. I don't think that she ever got any older than eighteen even when the series grew to include more than 50 books.

The cast of characters were not complicated, but on the canvas of my imagination, the detective, Nancy Drew, and her friends, Bess and George became as big as life.

Nancy was ever so competent in every situation. Her sure steps and quick wit inspired me to confidence of my own. Bess, who was a little chubby and timid, only served to make Nancy look more competent. George, in all her boyishness, provided good balance for the trio. Girls sometimes need heroes who don't stay home and knit and bake and blog.

Hannah, the housekeeper, was the perfect mother figure. There when you needed her to cluck and fix you soup, but with no real authority to tell you what to do.

The father I could never quite figure out. He seemed available for friendly advice and to hug Nancy when she barely escaped from some sinister situation, but where was he the rest of the time when all the action was going down? I suppose he was busy doing lawyer things in his community, but one would think that he might have been parenting a little more. Maybe talking to Nancy about being safe. About college and silly parent stuff like that.

Nancy's boyfriend Ned was always patient and ready to assist. He never appeared to struggle for manly control of the situation, and I don't recall ever reading a story where he squawked about Nancy loading up her convertible and zooming off to Amish country, Mirror Lake, or a distant seaport. To be Nancy Drew was to command respect and freedom.

Oddly, I never wanted to BE Nancy Drew. I just liked to read about her. My true hero was Carolyn Keene. I wanted to be a writer just like her.

There are a few defining moments in life when you realize you are leaving childhood behind. Most occur in the formative years...there is no Santa Clause, no Easter Bunny, no tooth fairy. Some come later...your faith is tested, your parents aren't invincible, you really do have to go to work every day, men have clay feet.

And then there is the unexpected tearing of the veil to reveal that there was no Carolyn Keene. Her name was Mildred. MILDRED. Say it ain't so. There are just some things in life I don't want to know.


Thursday, August 23, 2007

The BIG IMPORTANT Work of the World


My life is pretty busy. I am working on multiple projects and programs every day. I do the mundane, and I even get to do some fun stuff. I have an administrative assistant. BUT, I make my own appointments. My gatekeeper screens telemarketers, takes messages, dispenses information...but my calendar is my own.

Does this make me defective? A control freak? Or quite possibly does it just make me considerate?

Step with me, dear reader, through the inefficiencies of making an appointment through an assistant.

E-mail #1

Dear Julie: My boss is just back from vacation and wants to schedule a conference call next week to discuss the VERY IMPORTANT PROJECT. Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday would be fine.

Dear Assistant: Next week is pretty busy, let's get it scheduled early. How about Monday at 10?

E-mail #2

Dear Julie: My boss won't be in until noon on Monday. Can we do it at 2 p.m.?

Dear Assistant: I can move my 1:30 meeting. 2 p.m. will be fine.

E-mail #3

Dear Julie: My boss wants to do this on Tuesday or Wednesday. What time is good for you?

Dear Assistant: I have an idea...why don't you ask your boss WHEN she would like to meet and get back to me?

E-mail #4

Dear Julie: My boss says Tuesday at 2 p.m. would be best for her.

Dear Assistant: That sounds just fine. I will be on the road between sites, so call me on the cell phone number I provided.

Now, call me kooky, but I think it might have been far easier for the boss in question to e-mail me herself. I imagine it going something like this.

E-mail #1

Dear Julie: Hope you are well. I am back from vacation. I would like to touch base with you regarding the VERY IMPORTANT PROJECT. I am busy Monday, how does Tuesday at 2 p.m. look for you?

Dear Leader of the Free World and Keeper of Peace, Beauty and All that is GOOD: Tuesday is fine. Talk to you then.

Is it just me? I would fight back by directing all assistants to my own assistant, but I like us both too much to start that nonsense. Maybe I am not doing the IMPORTANT WORK of the world like everyone else, but I hope I am never so important that I can't schedule my own appointments.


Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Patron Saint of Liars


I can remember getting to my wit's end with the cares of life. I would utter in frustration, "I just want to run away."

My dear mother would reply, "Only unstable people say they want to run away."

I guess I have been unstable from time to time. I just finished reading this book. And, I wondered after I read it how many mothers run away without ever leaving?