Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts

Thursday, August 23, 2007

The BIG IMPORTANT Work of the World


My life is pretty busy. I am working on multiple projects and programs every day. I do the mundane, and I even get to do some fun stuff. I have an administrative assistant. BUT, I make my own appointments. My gatekeeper screens telemarketers, takes messages, dispenses information...but my calendar is my own.

Does this make me defective? A control freak? Or quite possibly does it just make me considerate?

Step with me, dear reader, through the inefficiencies of making an appointment through an assistant.

E-mail #1

Dear Julie: My boss is just back from vacation and wants to schedule a conference call next week to discuss the VERY IMPORTANT PROJECT. Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday would be fine.

Dear Assistant: Next week is pretty busy, let's get it scheduled early. How about Monday at 10?

E-mail #2

Dear Julie: My boss won't be in until noon on Monday. Can we do it at 2 p.m.?

Dear Assistant: I can move my 1:30 meeting. 2 p.m. will be fine.

E-mail #3

Dear Julie: My boss wants to do this on Tuesday or Wednesday. What time is good for you?

Dear Assistant: I have an idea...why don't you ask your boss WHEN she would like to meet and get back to me?

E-mail #4

Dear Julie: My boss says Tuesday at 2 p.m. would be best for her.

Dear Assistant: That sounds just fine. I will be on the road between sites, so call me on the cell phone number I provided.

Now, call me kooky, but I think it might have been far easier for the boss in question to e-mail me herself. I imagine it going something like this.

E-mail #1

Dear Julie: Hope you are well. I am back from vacation. I would like to touch base with you regarding the VERY IMPORTANT PROJECT. I am busy Monday, how does Tuesday at 2 p.m. look for you?

Dear Leader of the Free World and Keeper of Peace, Beauty and All that is GOOD: Tuesday is fine. Talk to you then.

Is it just me? I would fight back by directing all assistants to my own assistant, but I like us both too much to start that nonsense. Maybe I am not doing the IMPORTANT WORK of the world like everyone else, but I hope I am never so important that I can't schedule my own appointments.